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T‑Shirt: "Beach, Please... I'm Dead Inside" Skeleton Beach Graphic Tee

$21.73

Soft, lived-in, and a little sardonic, this garment-dyed tee carries a beachy dark-humor vibe. The front art shows a sunhat-wearing skeleton lounging on sand with scattered shells and a knocked-over umbrella, captioned "Beach, Please... I’m Dead Inside." It is a wink to anyone who loves sarcastic humor, seaside aesthetics, and easygoing heavyweight tees that soften with wear. Wear it for low-key beach days, slow coffee runs, or nights around a bonfire when you want to keep things cozy but slightly ironic. The relaxed cut and substantial 6.1 oz fabric give it a sturdy, lived-in feel without stiffness. The garment-dye gives the color depth and a soft, vintage texture that pairs easily with worn denim, board shorts, or an open flannel. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft comfort - Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage color and texture - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction - Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitching for lasting shape - Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and a wide range of colors Care instructions - Machine wash: cold, max 30C or 90F - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean

Color options: White and additional Comfort Colors® options

Size options: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL

Material: 100% ring-spun US cotton

Fit: Relaxed, garment-dyed fit

Weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric

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