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T‑Shirt: "Beach, Please... I'm Dead Inside" Skeleton Beach Graphic Tee

$21.73

Soft, lived-in cotton meets a wry sense of escape. This garment-dyed tee carries a relaxed, heavyweight feel that settles in like a slow afternoon on the sand. A vintage-style beach graphic, palm trees, umbrella, lounge chair and the cheeky headline "Beach, Please I'm Dead Inside", sits comfortably on the chest, blending sun-faded color and subtle texture from the post-construction dye. It drapes loose over the body, wears in beautifully after every wash, and becomes the go-to layer for anyone who prefers dry humor with their downtime. Wear it to low-key beach days, travel weekends, or those slow mornings when you'd rather stare at the horizon than your inbox. This tee speaks to people who value comfort, a soft palette, and a little sardonic levity in everyday wardrobe moments. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton, soft, durable, pre-shrunk - Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in color and texture - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for lasting comfort - Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitching for durability - Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label, available in a wide range of colors Care instructions - Machine wash: cold, max 30C or 90F - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean

Color options: White and additional Comfort Colors® options

Size options: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL

Material: 100% ring-spun US cotton

Fit: Relaxed, garment-dyed fit

Weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric

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