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Beach Please I'm Dead Inside Shirt | Vintage Skull Beach Halloween T-Shirt
Embrace vintage coastal Halloween style with this funny skull beach t-shirt featuring retro postcard art, a beach umbrella, and sarcastic humor. Bring retro coastal vibes to your autumn wardrobe! Designed with a vintage comic-strip postcard aesthetic, this graphic tee features a skull wearing sunglasses and a straw hat buried in the sand next to a beach chair, palm tree, and striped umbrella. Whether you're celebrating Halloween by the ocean, taking a fall beach trip, or just love sarcastic humor paired with vintage-inspired art, this comfortable tee is built for effortless everyday wear.
Key Features & Details
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Retro Skull Art: Vintage postcard frame design featuring a beach skull and the slogan "Beach, Please... I'm Dead Inside."
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Everyday Comfort: Printed on soft, premium cotton for breathable, relaxed wear.
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Versatile Seasonal Style: Ideal for autumn beach trips, Halloween festivities, or year-round casual wear.
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Unisex Fit: Standard classic fit that flatters all body types.
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
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Tumble dry low or hang to dry to keep the print crisp.
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Do not iron directly on the graphic design.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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