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Beach, Please: I’m Dead Inside | Funny Coastal Halloween Skeleton T‑Shirt 🎃🏖️💀

$21.73

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings dry humor to coastal days. Soft, heavyweight cotton with that lived-in, slightly faded look makes it feel like an old favorite from the first wear. The front illustration, a laid-back skeleton lounging under an umbrella with the cheeky line "Beach, Please, I'm Dead Inside", blends sardonic wit and beach-lazy vibes. It sits comfortably on the body thanks to a relaxed cut and pre-shrunk construction, so it layers easily over swimwear or pairs with shorts for a shrug-off-the-weekend outfit. Wear it to the shore, the boardwalk, or a low-key event to let your sense of humor do the talking. The sewn-in label and durable double-needle stitching mean this shirt will keep its shape and print through plenty of washes. Available in many colors and sizes, it's an everyday tee for anyone who loves tongue-in-cheek, slightly spooky seaside style. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton, soft, pre-shrunk, heavyweight 6.1 oz - Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in, vintage color and soft texture - Relaxed fit with no side seams for clean lines and reduced fabric waste - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label - Sizes S–4XL and available in a wide range of colors Care instructions - Machine wash: cold, max 30C or 90F - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean

Color options: White and additional Comfort Colors® options

Size options: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL

Material: 100% ring-spun US cotton

Fit: Relaxed, garment-dyed fit

Weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric

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