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Make a striking statement! Military green graphic t-shirt featuring bold blue typography reading "I Ran Away... From The Epstein Files."
Product Description
Turn heads and stir up conversation with bold satirical commentary! Printed on an olive green crewneck tee, this design highlights vibrant blue 3D typography stating "I Ran Away... From The Epstein Files." Perfect for political demonstrations, news enthusiasts, or casual streetwear, this eye-catching graphic shirt delivers humor with an edge.
Key Features & Details:
Vibrant 3D Typography: Electric blue block text with crisp shadow detailing.
Durable Olive Fabric: Soft military green cotton fabric designed for long-lasting wear.
Relaxed Fit: Classic crewneck cut ideal for everyday wear or outdoor events.
Satirical Gift Idea: A standout gift for political commentators, news buffs, and satire fans.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold inside out with like colors.
Tumble dry low to preserve graphic richness.
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, Russet, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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